Saturday, January 13, 2007

Joke: Things you would never know without the movies...

Things you would never know without the movies...

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a club at least

- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large
red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.

- If you
need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you
haven't been carrying any before now.

- You are very likely to survive
any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture
of your sweetheart back home.

- A man will show no pain while taking the
most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

- When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a
bill; just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact

- Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at
night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

- A single match
will be sufficient to light up a room the size of any big stadium.

- Any
person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

- Even
when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel
vigorously from left to right every few moments.

- A detective can only
solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

- It does not matter
if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies
will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner
until you have knocked out their predecessors.

- Once applied, lipstick
will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

- Any lock can be picked
by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning
building with a child trapped inside.

- Television news bulletins
usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that
it is aired.

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